vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

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braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

(via uhhhllanuh)

rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via kimkayn)